Ok only answer if u have read the wednesday wars
who would be the cast if it was going to be made into a movie

Love this book! Reminds me of when I was in middle school. Here's what i think would be a good cast:

Holling Hoodhood: Asa Butterfield 
Doug Sweitick: Thomas Sangster? He's kinda old but looks really young. doubt they'd cast him as an 7th grader. So maybe not
Mrs. Baker: Possibly Vera Farmiga. she's the only one who stuck to my mind. 

i only did three characters if you don't mind

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