Definitely True Story Lopez, Tony was a Highschool Senior who had good grades and a good future ahead. One day, Tony decided to eat an egg for breakfast. He could have eaten anything else; cereal, a sandwich, the table, but Tony chose an egg. As Tony was about to eat the egg, it hatched! Out came a baby Zebra, but not just any Zebra. This Zebra had black and white stripes. Then the Zebra pulled out an AK-49 Nerf Gun and shot Tony in the eye 57,000 times. Tony barely survived and lost 2 legos after, therefore, moved to Iran.

Let Lopez, Tony’s story be a warning for all who eat eggs raw. For you never know when a rogue Zebra will rival the laws of nature and decide to hatch out of an egg. So, the next time you eat an egg, be prepared to fight off a Zebra with a Semi-Automatic Rifle that shoots Nerf Darts and lose your lego figures, because if you’re not prepared, you will be lego less.