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So my science teacher said anything that makes noise can in a way make music, instruments make music, and mayonnaise makes sound. so i have a question, do not report. is mayonnaise a instrument?

Can someone me i need to write a poem with 1 simile 1 hyperbole and 1 metaphor it has to be free verse

This example of early christian art contains christian symbolism that was unrecognizable by pagans. what is the title of this example of art? a.the rabbula gospelsb.sarcophagus of the church of santa maria antiquac.the sarcophagus of the good shepherdd.the baptism of the disciples