an infinite number of monkeys pounding on an infinite number of computers would eventually type up the complete works of shakespeare so a couple thousand of them should be able to type up my big research project right?

I don't think that's how it works. Sorry dude.

Explanation:

well seeing i am an artist and i actually did a self portrait; i will describe how i painted it.   i used acrylic on a stretch canvas about 4 feet wide by 6 feet tall. i painted myself smiling in a soft pink long dress, white tile floor sitting on a white couch with a table behind and a vase of gorgeous flowers.   i also had a round white hat with a soft pink ribbon through it laying on the floor and on the table behind me was a lit candle. i kept it simple but soft and romantic.