me and my friend have a bet going about our two favorite singers. she thinks Billie Eilish is the best and i think corpse is the best. Can you please help us resolve this ion the comments. (we don't mean any hate by this we both love both of the singers.)

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.