Jesse works for an engineering firm earning $54,000 per year. Jesse is 53 years old and plans on retiring at age 65. He's considering working part-time so that he can work on another degree. His new degree would take him 3 years to earn and cost a total of $30,000. After getting the degree, Jesse will make $75,000 per year.

I'm dying: a couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. when he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. when the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. at the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: dearest wife, just got checked in. everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. p.s. sure is hot down here.