Ok i need like some of the brains students 1would you rather have all farts be silent but extremely deadly, or all farts be harmless …
2would you rather drink orange juice, expecting it to be milk, or drink milk expecting it to be …
3 would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? both …
4would you rather sweat mayonnaise or sweat ketchup? you must choose one. lol

I would rather have
1) loud but harmless, then I could hold it in and if I fart then it wouldn’t stink up the bathroom
2) milk expecting it to be something else, since orange juice would ruin my cereal but milk wouldn’t ruin my whole meal
3)fingers as long as my legs, atleast then I could still walk and run
4) ketchup, maybe I could fool some people into thinking Im sweating blood instead of ketchup to freak them out

(d). an early attempt at perspective.(apex)