Aviewer studies this work of art by american artist alfred jacob miller. what is the best of a unbiased response?

a. “ what a sloppy use of line in this painting.”
b. “this is the best use of shading i’ve ever seen.”
c. ”what a boring choice of subject.”
d. “this artist used shading to depict the man’s form.”

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.