Aham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Haha! that's an awesome joke! If you're wondering why it's funny, it's because the sandwich IS food, so the bartender won't help him.

LOL I get it! You made my day thanks! Hope you have a great day.

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