Who’s up and wants to talk?

Do stairs go up or down? do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves? do they bury people with their braces on? do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary? do you yawn in your sleep? do your eyes change color when you die? how can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on? how come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? how come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? how do you handcuff a one-armed man? how far east can you

Why is the continuous presence of police officers and vigilant members of the public an ineffective crime prevention strategy? *criminology*

What did louis xiv do that create absolute monarchies?