Do mimes watch silent movies?
is the fear of flying groundless?
why do people say “you scared the living daylights out of me” when daylight is not living?
why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
why does your ob-gyn leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up “there” anyway?
if somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
why are boxing rings square?
why is it called pineapple, when’s there neither pine nor apple in it?
why is it called eggplant, when there’s no egg in it?
why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
what was the best thing before sliced bread?
why do birds have white poop?
can good looking eskimo girls be called hot?
why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? shouldn’t it be called an inlet.
if love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
if you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
do sore thumbs really stick out?
why is it when you’re almost dead you’re on deaths doorstep, but when you’re actually dead your not in deaths house?
why do we scrub down and wash up?
what’s the opposite of opposite?
if practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
is the opposite of “out of whack” “in whack” ?
if you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours? they’re both dogs!
why is the blackboard green?
why do they call it a black light when it’s really purple?
why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
what do you call male ballerinas?
how come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
if you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
why are pennies bigger than dimes?
did they have antiques in the olden days?
are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
if pringles are “so good that once you pop, you can’t stop” why do they come with a resealable lid?
is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
what came first, the fruit or the color orange?
where does the white go when the snow melts?
can blind people see their dreams?
what is the exception to the rule that every rule has an exception? does that make this rule right or wrong?
why do you click on start to exit microsoft windows?
have you ever wondered why trix are only for kids?
why doesn’t tarzan have a beard?